Unboxing: Loot Wear - June 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Update: Apparently I got this a month late again. Fun. I hope that doesn't happen to paid subscribers.

Having received this last week I had the chance to use most of the items. The Spider-Man shirt was so thin and the weather so hot, that you could see my man-boob sweat constantly. That was a letdown. The Viewaskew universe stuff was pretty shitty. Both were smaller than usual and no I haven't gotten bigger, but they were labeled the correct size. Doubt I'll keep them. While I haven't used the towel yet, I did take the Spider-Man trinket and hang it on my bag. That's a win in my book. This was sadly the worst Loot Wear package I have received which has been indicative of all the Loot brand products lately. 

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Unboxing: Loot Crate - June 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Do these even come by the month anymore? Seems like I get them when they're damn well and ready to send them to me and that means I have no fucking clue which month they're tied to nor do I care. The boxes are getting bigger, but sadly, some of the shit still seems like a weird warehouse finds like a particular Marvel item that you'll see on the video. Also recently I talked about a different monthly service coming and how it was shit I actually liked, but the cost is too high and they make you jump through a lot of hoops to get free shit and I'm not talking about reviewers either, just normal people. Anyway, fuck that shit. Loot Crate may not have the best products, but at least it's easy to deal with.

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Review: Spider Man 1,000 Dot-to-Dot Book

By Dustin Cabeal

Unlike my regular reviews, I've decided to do this one as a video since it's the best way to cover something like a dot-to-dot aka, heavy on the visuals. After introducing the book, I tried out a time lapse video, and I will fully admit that you stare at the back of my head for far too much of it in the beginning. I underestimated the camera placement and just how on top of the paper I would need to be to see the small numbers. It gets better about half way through and don't worry it's not that long. The ending is just a reveal of the page I completed and my final thoughts on the product. I'm not going to score it because it seems silly when this is really a product you'll be interested in or you won't.

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CBMFP 248: So You Could Stop Ripping Off His Shit

We've got a special treat for you today, Justin Wood! That's right those other two dudes couldn't be here this week, but join Dustin and Justin (ustin's in the house!) as they tackle the new Tick show on Amazon! Moving over to some Spider-Man world news including the casting of MJ, though we saw no controversy with it and completely missed the fact that of course, the internet was shitting their pants over it.  Runaways the TV show heading to Hulu of all places and some video game news about the next Metal Gear game... it sounds pleasant. Books reviewed on this episode:

Previously on the CBMFP...