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Entries in The Dark Knight Rises (15)

Tuesday
Dec252012

Cinema Sins Presents: Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises

I know it's Christmas, but this is the one I've been waiting for and man he nails it. If you've been enjoying the series this is the best one yet in my opinion and I'm not just saying that because I'm not a big fan of the latest Batman trilogy. Sit back and enjoy the holidays and this funny video.

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Friday
Dec142012

Guess What Sucks: Ecko Unlimited's Batman Hoodie

 

Holy shit this thing is God awful. I'm mean who in the hell is wearing this embarrassment? This is the kind of shit that takes us back as a species. So fuck you Marc Ecko and your $150 bat turd.

Yeah, this is no joke. You're looking at the closest thing to taking on the role of Gotham's protector. Designed from the armored suit of Batman himself, this black hoodie is complete with injected padding body definition and a hood that pulls over and embodies every detail of the mask. See your city through the eyes of the Dark Knight... Literally! 60% Cotton 40% Poly CVC Fleece

Man. I'm truly sorry that I brought this up. As an olive branch to you dear reader, please enjoy a Harley Quinn wannabe that is topless other than the jacket after the jump. You're welcome...maybe.

Source: Laughing Squi

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Friday
Dec142012

This Kicks All Kinds Of Ass: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer With Legos!

Love Legos? Love the Dark Knight? Well homie, this ParanickFlilmz adapation is all for you!

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Friday
Sep282012

Do Want:The Dark Knight Rises Blu-ray Combo Set Is NUCKIN' FUTS

This thing is Whoa!

On December 4th, Warner Brothers lets you bring The Dark Knight Rises home. The pack includes-- Blu-ray combo pack, DVD, and digital download, a documentary about the Batmobile, where all five Batmobiles are together for the first time, to Ending the Knight, an in-depth look featuring about 17 featurettes at how Nolan and his production team made The Dark Knight Rises, from Batman vs. Bane to totally demolishing a city street. Both the Blu-ray and DVD include a featurette called The Journey of Bruce Wayne. There are also trailers and art galleries.

Source: EW 

Tuesday
Sep042012

Super Detailed Catwoman Figure From Dark Knight Rises Still Won't Fill That Hole In Your Heart

Alright, there is a couple of things to point out about this figure so let's begin. First is that interchangeable hands... you may notice the two that look like what I'm calling "hand job gripped" on the left. I'm sure that has nothing to do with this old ass story. Second thing worth noting is that I think this figure took more photos in costume than Anne did.

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Friday
Aug242012

How It Should Have Ended: The Dark Knight Rises

Hey if you haven't already had the ending spoiled for you by David Letterman or watched the movie then you might want to skip this one... otherwise check it.

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Wednesday
Aug082012

Here's What Bane Has Been Doing After That Whole Lets Blow Up Gotham Thing

 

I get the Die part but I'm just a little loss on the funny. I did love him in The Hot Chick--er wait a second.

Thursday
Aug022012

Here's Those Limited Edition Dark Knight Watches You Wanted

Okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm a little bit of a watch freak but I'm also poor. Thus preventing me access to these little trinkets from Diesel that sit at the asking price of $325.00.

If I had to choose, I would have to lean towards the Bane watch. Then just tell people I'm really into old school hardcore music. If you get that joke then there's hope for us all.

 

Saturday
Jul212012

Says It All...

 

Friday
Jul202012

12 Die In Shooting At The Dark Knight Rises Premiere

In a crazy turn of events last night in Aurora Colorado, a man named James Holmes threw an explosive or some kind of gas in the air and started shooting into the audience. He killed ten people in the theater and two more died on the way to the hospital and over fifty others were injured. Over at the local station and my hometown station 9 News they have more details. I'm sure when this goes national there will be all types of spins on the story about how the man (who hadn't watched the movie yet) was some how acting out parts from the film. Let's be honest, this is just a tragic event caused by a man with some sort of mental illness that took advantage of the fact that a large crowd of people had gathered together.

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