What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: Bloodshot Movie is a Thing

Alright Goddammit, this shit is getting old. Now these Hollywood fat fuck-nuts at Sony think it's a good idea to make a comic book movie about a book that was hot in the 90's? Who in the fuck is this movie for? All the asshole that bought the first issue two decades ago? Just because Valiant is relevant (kinda) in comics again with one fucking book- Thanks X-O MANOWAR (which I do want to read) doesn't mean you go ape-shit!

"The protagonist is Angelo Mortalli, a ruthless killer for the mob who is set up by the family and framed for a murder. He instead goes into Witness Protection, but is betrayed by an FBI agent guarding him, kidnapped and forcibly subjected to an experimental program in which his body is injected with microscopic computers called nanites. They erase his brain and rebuild it and his body to be a weapon with superhuman strength and healing powers. Bloodshot escapes his makers, and though he isn’t his old self, he tries to figure out who he was. Things get bad for everybody who betrayed him."

Source: Deadline

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[Connor]

look at them arms!

[Carl]

Anyone remember buying this for the Chromium cover? I'm not the only one without enough pride to admit that...