Avengers Movies: Get To Know The Character's Weapons

I'm sure there are some people out there that are wondering (sarcastically), "What weapons do the Avengers use." Well asshole, we're here to help. I present you a list of each characters weapon and a tid-bit about what it does.

Captain America - Shield

No not S.H.I.E.L.D. you jerk, a Shield. Made out of the same thing Wolverine's body is laced with adamantium. Captain A-Town throws this baby around to knock people out and can even use it to decapitate you with it! Which he's done a couple of times in the comic.

Thor - Hammer

MC Hammer should get a penny every time some nerd says, "Hammer Time" and then pretends to have parachute pants on. Any ways, Thor's hammer is known as Mjolnir and completely unpronounceable is a gift from his daddy. To make Thor a valuable character the hammer's use is limited to those with the same worthiness of Thor. In the comic only Captain A-Town has lifted it, but now everyone has their own fucking hammers so who cares!

Iron Man - Armor/Repulsor Blasts

Let's be honest, we all want to be Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man is of course rocking a full body armor that allows him to fly around and shot repulsor blasts from his hand and when necessary his chest. In the comic, the suit is built into his organs and is actually pretty fucking cool! Not like in the movie where he looks stupid wearing it drunk.

Hulk - Fists/Rage

Third Hulk is a charm right? Let's hope Rufalopolis can pull it off. If you think Superman's power set is cheesy then you'll love the Hulk's. He basically gets stronger the madder he gets. Meaning as long as you're shooting him in the face he's going to beat the ever loving piss out of you. In the comic Banner and Hulk are currently separated and there is something about the Island of Dr. Moreau in there some where.

Hawkeye - Bow & Arrows

Here's the only other character I'm excited about in this cesspool of a movie. Hawkeye sports the classic bow and arrow look with special arrows that do shit. Hopefully he doesn't put a fucking boxing glove on the end of one of them. In the comics I currently have no idea what he's up to... something or another I'm sure.

Black Widow - Junk In The Trunk

In the movie I think they give her a 9mm. or something small and lame, but her real power is her ass. Back it up, back it up... sit it down, sit it down. Yeah this super Russian spy is just her for Ass Candy so enjoy her weapon the male population... I'm not complaining, but those posters are ridiculous.

Comments

[Eric]

Simple right now Hawkeye is chasing the new ghostrider down last I saw.