Celebrate The 1,000th Post With A Caption Contest - Update
Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 10:06AM Wow! Here we are huh? Seems like I was just catching you looking the other day and here we are 1,000 deep. For some sites it may not seem like a big deal to reach 1,000 posts, but we're basically a handful of guys doing this in our free time and watching it grow more and more each month. Hopefully we'll continue to build upon the awesome audience of readers and listeners that we already have. We have a lot of plans for the future, a new logo, an updated header picture, a podcast with different Bastards and some video stuff. Again though, handful of guys and only two of us are in the same state so it'll be a slower process. I promise you though when everything hits you won't regret it. Careful planning is going into it and we want to make sure that we continue to deliver the same product we have from the beginning.
As a thank you for reading the site and listening to the podcast we've got a special contest for you! You may have noticed the "What Did You Think?" buttons at the bottom of the articles. Well, we'd like one of you to replace the "Liked It" with your name. So if you're name is Johnny Storm that means that when someone likes the article they'll be Johnny Storming it. Okay we actually want your real name, but you get the idea.
To win, you just need to have the funniest caption for the pictures on this posting. This contest is open to everyone! Readers of the site (we really want to hear from you), people here just for a contest (that's weird right?), comic creators (we'll name the button after your book), comic companies (after your company), basically anyone that's not going to be on the podcast announcing the results. You can comment on one picture or all of them. You have until Sunday at 11:30 am west coast time to get your entries in so get going. The pictures are numbered for your convenience and my inconvenience. Thanks again from the Bastards
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| 1) Jason) Head full of seasoned fries here! Get 'cha seasoned fries! Nathan) And my Dad didn’t think I could do anything with those acting classes and my art history degree. Ed) There isn't enough sadness in the world to bring this guy down. |
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| 2) Jason) I'm growing BEFORE I hit their box. Boosh! Nathan) Don’t cry, if we show fear he will kill us… just sit here and smile at his camera like you are having fun, hopefully the police will get here soon… Ed) Putting the Bowsers in your trousers. |
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| 3) Jason) Gogo Your-belly Nathan) Penn Jilette didn’t start off as the smooth magician we know and love today… Anon) See I do take my "ball and chain" to the conventions |
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| 4) Nathan) Popeye’s sex change was far more successful than even the most optimistic of his surgeons predicted Anon) Salior moon meets jersey shore Ed) "Sailor-what? Look, the guy paid me two hundred bucks to put this on and follow him around the convention...and he's way nicer than army guys" |
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| 5) Jason) Even Superman stopped givin' a fuck. Nathan) Thank God I got out of there before the police arrived… they were the best Mario and Luigi I ever got to photograph… oh well back to the playground…. |
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| 6) Jason) "We didn't push her! She fell!" Nathan) Autobot Porn |
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| 7) Nathan) I have horrible parents. Ed) "Daddy, what's a tunk?" |
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| 8) Nathan) Tom Hank’s original idea was rejected in favor of a volleyball just before filming Began |
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| 10) Nathan) In this version snoopy is a crack whore and “peanuts” is slang for meth. Anon) how do i make a cosplay costume with 5 min and a sharpie. Ed) Charlie Let-Down |
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| 11) Nathan) Gotham City’s most popular escort. |
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| 12) Nathan) The Manga Harry Potter adaptation, written by “that guy that did Gen-13” Ed) I'd Slitherin to her Griffindor bro *high fives* |
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| 13) Nathan) Eric couldn’t understand why everyone kept calling him “Freakazoid” Ed) "What do you mean you don't know who I'm supposed to be?" |
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| 14) Nathan) How every guy pictures every woman on Xbox Live |
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| 15) Nathan) What every “woman” on Xbox Live actually looks like Ed) Mark Millar does colour-blind Braveheart cosplay. |
Reader Comments (7)
Yes! I knew I could count on you!
1. And my Dad didn’t think I could do anything with those acting classes and my art history degree.
2.Don’t cry, if we show fear he will kill us… just sit here and smile at his camera like you are having fun, hopefully the police will get here soon…
3. Penn Jilette didn’t start off as the smooth magician we know and love today…
4. Popeye’s sex change was far more successful than even the most optimistic of his surgeons predicted .
5. Thank God I got out of there before the police arrived… they were the best Mario and Luigi I ever got to photograph… oh well back to the playground….
6. Autobot Porn.
7. I have horrible parents.
8. Tom Hank’s original idea was rejected in favor of a volleyball just before filming
Began
9. WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 9?
10. In this version snoopy is a crack whore and “peanuts” is slang for meth.
11. Gotham City’s most popular escort.
12. The Manga Harry Potter adaptation, written by “that guy that did Gen-13”
13. Eric couldn’t understand why everyone kept calling him “Freakazoid”
14. How every guy pictures every woman on Xbox Live
15. What every “woman” on Xbox Live actually looks like
#3 See I do take my "ball and chain" to the conventions
#4 Salior moon meets jersey shore
#10 how do i make a cosplay costume with 5 min and a sharpie.
Pretty damn good sir, I'm no longer allowed to number things late at night
Awesome, thanks for commenting!
1) There isn't enough sadness in the world to bring this guy down.
2) Putting the Bowsers in your trousers.
4) "Sailor-what? Look, the guy paid me two hundred bucks to put this on and follow him around the convention...and he's way nicer than army guys"
7) "Daddy, what's a tunk?"
10) Charlie Let-Down
12) I'd Slitherin to her Griffindor bro *high fives*
13) "What do you mean you don't know who I'm supposed to be?"
15) Mark Millar does colour-blind Braveheart cosplay.
Nice, I like them!