Here's What Everyone Is Talking About In Comics

I just don't have the time today to make a bunch of mini news post so we're just dumping it all into one happy bag of crap. Why crap? Because most of what everyone is talking about is crap. Let's get the crap going.

Bleeding Cool Ruins Dark Horse Announcement of New Conan Team

Yup, the news organization that doesn't understand that they suck the joy out of special announcements has announced that the new creative team for Conan is Brian Wood and Becky Cloonan. Frankly this would have been awesome as hell to hear with a bunch of similar minded people in oh about two weeks when DH will officially announce it. The Demo team probably had a lot of free time now that DC has regressed back to 90's style comic books. Oh well another awesome announcement ruined by the guys who always want to shout, "First!"

Source: Bleeding Cool

Dan Didio Says "Crisis What?" Over The Weekend

I think Bleeding Cool broke this story too, but it could have been anyone of Dan Didio's Facebook friends that spread the news too so we'll just credit the Internet for this one. Basically Didio said that in the new DCnU continuum that no Crisis ever happened. Hopefully this doesn't give them the idea that fans want another one to happen since that brand is basically dead and leaves a foul taste in people's mouths.Didio basically admitted that the whole thing was to convoluted to expect writers and creative teams to follow, Here's my thoughts... WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS EVEN ON THE TABLE! Seriously what the hell were they thinking even considering this to be apart of the history? It's bad enough we still have all the shit in Batman's life and some of the shit in Green Lantern's life, but they actually wanted the Crisis' involved? Fuck me that's stupid. I imagine the conversation went like this:

Dan

"Hey Guys, let's start the entire DCU over and include the Crisis Saga in it!"

Everybody Else

"But Dan, this is a chance for a fresh start. No more jacked up continuum to worry about and finally the fans will get off our ass!"

Dan

"Nah, we can do it. I can't bare the thought of losing the ending to Final Crisis. You know where Superman defeats some evil (that I still don't quite understand) with a single note of a song."

Blank stares from the room.

Dan

"You know what loose it, better yet I'll tell everyone on Facebook."

Nonplayer #2 Delayed Due To Accident That Happened Two Weeks Ago...

Let me just say that I'm a fan of Nonplayer so much so that I was probably the first person to interview Nate Simpson about the book. A few weeks ago he apparently was in an accident and I'm glad that he's okay and recovering, but for some reason the delay for issue #2 of Nonplayer is being pinned on this accident from a few weeks ago. Now let me point out that the first issue came out in March of this year. Let's do the math and all agree that there is no way that this accident delayed the book initially. Sure it's stopping him from finishing it now, but there ain't no way, no how that it stopped it the other six months. Also I know that the movie rights were already picked up and at this rate the movie will be out first. Call me heartless, but I like people to accept responsibility for their tardiness and end up like Mark Millar, Jeph Leob, Kevin Smith, Damon Lindelof, J. Michael Strczynski and really the list goes on and on.

Source: Multiversity

I Will Read This Marvel Book

Rick Remender is apparently one of Marvel's next "Architects" as he's crafting his own story-line running through... something. Frankly I don't know what the hell is going on at Marvel as they just have too many fucking books out. But this one... I'm reading. Also, unless its Future Foundation they need to stop saying "Foundation" because at first I thought there were five new FF books.